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Day 1 — Fired

Friday, March 13, 2009

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Day 1 — Fired

I was stuffing a Payday candy bar in my mouth while dragging a too-heavy-to-carry box across my office carpet before the axe fell. I had been thinking about going home because I didn’t feel productive after I had finished creating a table-top display for the company’s Christmas party. I laughed to myself when I thought of the gag gift I had already bought for the gift exchange—a Marie Antoinette doll with an ejector head.

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