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Day 226 — Holiday Ho Hos

Holiday Office PartyAt the office Christmas party, the men who secretly lust for you are going
to come onto you.

Despite the no-nos of holiday office parties, they will take advantage of the mistletoe and alcohol to gather their courage and hit on you, guaranteed.

This is a phenomenon that occurs frequently in nature. There is nothing you can do to stop it, but you can slow it down. But that’s your choice.

No cleavage that day. Stay the f—ck away from the mistletoe. Always travel in groups. Don’t make eye contact.

Whatever you do, stay away from the kitchen, where women’s asses are routinely grabbed by the drunken men who follow them in there.

But what about the case where you are the aggressor?

Is this your chance to offer yourself to your boss, or his boss?  Maybe you’ll be in a position to move up by going down?

If you think sex with your supervisor is a good career move, the advice is the opposite. Wear one of those sexy little elf outfits that make you look like a Playboy bunny, with a cute little hat.

Put yourself within his line of sight.  Make eye contact. Flirt. Touch his arm when you laugh at his jokes. (Has he ever laughed at yours?) If you want to be really forward you can mention a website, then suggest you show it to him.

He’ll lead you into his office and if he does not close the door, you should. Don’t sit at the computer, bend over, and let him enjoy a private viewing of your cleavage, or let him stand behind you with your ass high up in the air. Beyond this point, just let nature take her course.

If he doesn’t slam you to the desk and bang you silly then it wasn’t meant to be.

If you’re a salaried employee who is on the right career path, then you’re going to want to say thanks, no sex please. I’m wise and prudent.

However, if you’re a temp or a contractor, my advice is to go for it.

Do you really have anything to lose other than your panties since you may be next in line to lose your job with that next big layoff after the New Year? So, have a little fun before you sue the bastard.

At the office Christmas party the men who secretly lust for you are going
to come onto you.

They will take advantage of the mistletoe and alcohol to gather their courage and hit on you, guaranteed. This is a phenomenon
that occurs frequently in nature. There is nothing you can do to stop it,
but you can slow it down. No cleavage that day. Stay the fuck away from
the mistletoe. Always travel in groups. Don’t make eye contact.
Whatever you do, stay away from the kitchen, where women’s asses are
routinely grabbed by the drunken men who follow them in there.

But what about the case where you are the aggressor?  Is this your chance
to offer yourself to your boss, or his boss?  Maybe move up by going down?
If you think sex with your supervisor is a good career move the advice is
the opposite. Wear one of those sexy little elf outfits that make you
look like a Playboy bunny, with a cute little hat. Put yourself within
his line of sight. Make eye contact. Flirt. Touch his arm when you
laugh at his jokes. If you want to be really forward you can mention a
Web site then suggest you show it to him. He’ll lead you into his office
and if he does not close the door, you should. Don’t sit at the computer,
bend over, and let him enjoy a private viewing of your cleavage, or let
him stand behind you with your ass high up in the air. Beyond this point
just let nature take her course. If he doesn’t slam you to the desk and
bang you silly then it wasn’t meant to be.

If you’re a salaried employee who is on the right career path then you’re
going to want to say thanks, no sex please, I’m wise and prudent.
However, if you’re a temp or a contractor and my advice is to go for it.
Do you really have anything to lose other than your panties?

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