How do you know when you’ve hit bottom?
This has recently become a pressing question for me.
However bad things are, I’m always on guard for signs that life will get worse.
Without succumbing to negativity, I find myself preparing to hit bottom, and then for the bottom to fall out and sink even further to some new [...]
Jelly beans have a lot in common with drugs.
The next time you’re in a drugstore, look at the poster for poison drug look alikes. At my CVS in Northwest D.C., a poster near the pharmacy shows more comparisons with Good & Plenty than any other candy.
But a drug doesn’t have to be poisonous to [...]
The holiday cheer in our house feels like it’s been sucked up by a vacuum.
Last week, we bought a tree, and I got my two children a few small presents. What they really want for Christmas is an Xbox 360 Elite, and they’ve saved up their own money to buy one.
That’s the good news, as [...]
Even when life is bad, it soon chirps along like a spring-born sparrow.
While the bad part of our lives don’t change at the core, we somehow manage to hone the surface to make them look okay; sometimes even great.
Used car dealers are good at this. They can take a damaged car, even when structural integrity [...]
As you know, my ex and I live together. I’m not proud of that, but however difficult it has been (unbearable, at times), it has allowed our two kids to remain in the house through very tough times for both of us.
And we have no car. The family Volvo was totaled while parked on a [...]
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, unless you’re purse dialing your ex.
He won’t titillate me with what he heard. I asked.
And, I can’t, won’t, provide a rundown of the possible details.
Purse dialing is akin to “butt dialing.” Maybe you’ve seen the commercials: Boy sits on couch with his Blackberry mobile phone in his back [...]
I’ve never been a big fan of comedian Kathy Griffin, but my opinion is beginning to change.
Griffin stars in the The D-List, which refers to her self-proclaimed celebrity status, not her cup size.
Griffin is beginning to grow on me because of her honesty with where she stands in life. She knows—and admits—that she is not [...]
While walking to my temp job, I passed a man in overhauls blowing leaves (n0, not with his lips) into the street along Wisconsin Avenue.
Almost immediately, I had a pop thought. When he attended kindergarten and his teacher asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up, do you think he said, “I [...]
ANN’S NOTE: Andrew Beaujon, managing editor of Washington City Paper, spoke with me yesterday and updated his blog entry, Washington Post Profile Brings Up Touchy Subject: What Claim Do Writers Have on Their Bylines?
Everything south seems to provide comfort—south of the waist, south of the border and southern food.
We all need a little comfort now [...]
Ann’s rushing and running late—again. This time to the doctor’s office.
No car. No time for a cab, or nerve to hitchhike.
She hauls up her bike from the basement, dashes out the front door and swings her leg over the bike seat to catch the pedal.
But, uh-oh, her fanny flies into the air like a dog [...]
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
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